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+8ninibaby abercrombie pickle Gloomyjewel kaylalane anjelik_dreamin Le_Saboteur Kirsty 12 posters |
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Kirsty
Number of posts : 8159 Age : 34 Location : Edinburgh, Scotland Name : Kiki, Kirsty Registration date : 2007-03-25
| Subject: i laugh at bad jokes Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:24 pm | |
| I like stupid jokes. They make me laugh uncontrolably. Man walks into a pet shop. He says to the man behind the desk: "I'd like a wasp please." Guy says "Sorry, we don't sell those here." And the man says "...but you've got one in the window!" What's the difference between a weasel & a stoat? - Spoiler:
One's weasely recognisable, the other is stoatally different!
everyone know about the petrol situation in the UK? Whats the difference between petrol and fuel? - Spoiler:
There's no F in petrol!
SHARE MORE REALLY BAD STUPID JOKES TO MAKE ME LAUGH! | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:26 pm | |
| bahahahahahahahaa oh god >.< |
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Kirsty
Number of posts : 8159 Age : 34 Location : Edinburgh, Scotland Name : Kiki, Kirsty Registration date : 2007-03-25
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:29 pm | |
| i wasnt sure if youd get the petrol one... but the first one, if i look sad or whatever, dad goes "man walks into a shop..." and nothing else & i crack up laughing. one of my friends thru gordon is really good at "bad" jokes like this. ok this one is kiiiind of scottishy maybe, lets see. Field full of cows, how do you know which one is on holiday? - Spoiler:
the one with the wee calf!
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:31 pm | |
| i think i get that one... |
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Le_Saboteur
Number of posts : 3354 Age : 36 Location : Auckland, New Zealand Name : Kendra Registration date : 2007-04-30
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:01 pm | |
| I... totally don't get it. Crazy Scots. I like lame jokes, but I don't know if my sense of humour stretches that far. I'm a pun fiend, love 'em. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:15 pm | |
| - Spoiler:
the one with the week off
is the translation |
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Le_Saboteur
Number of posts : 3354 Age : 36 Location : Auckland, New Zealand Name : Kendra Registration date : 2007-04-30
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:22 pm | |
| ... ZOMG.
Haha, cool, thanks Lil. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:36 pm | |
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anjelik_dreamin
Number of posts : 3440 Age : 34 Location : Melbourne, Australia Name : Jessica Registration date : 2007-03-28
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:43 am | |
| Gosh I love puns Kendra. And lol at the crazy scottish people | |
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kaylalane
Number of posts : 2469 Age : 32 Location : New Jersey Name : Kayla Registration date : 2007-07-01
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:55 am | |
| Ahaha I love these... So a guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "What can I get you?" the guy says to him, "Two beers, please. One for me and one for the road!" | |
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Gloomyjewel
Number of posts : 2540 Age : 31 Location : Engerland. Name : Soraya, Sor, Saf Registration date : 2007-04-16
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:58 am | |
| Haha Kayla that ones.. bad but good | |
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Kirsty
Number of posts : 8159 Age : 34 Location : Edinburgh, Scotland Name : Kiki, Kirsty Registration date : 2007-03-25
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:29 pm | |
| haha i like the one. and yeh it is a bit scottish. i love puns too im just a sucker for really stupid jokes like these. | |
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pickle
Number of posts : 368 Age : 35 Location : Edinburgh, Scotland Name : Ellie Registration date : 2007-07-24
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:49 pm | |
| You probably all know this one (and told way better) but I love it! Green tarmac and black tarmac are sitting at a bar. They're getting a bit rowdy, showing off, trying to pick a fight with everyone who walks in. The barman is getting really sick of it, and he's about to chuck them out. All of a sudden, in walks this thin, lanky red tarmac and the two others freeze, go quiet and stare down at their drinks. Red tarmac orders and goes to sit in the corner with his drink. When the other two finally relax the barman goes "so what was all that about? Thought you guys were supposed to be tough! He's just a kid!" and black tarmac replied, "Listen, you don't want to even look at that guy wrong. - Spoiler:
He's a cycle path
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abercrombie
Number of posts : 1650 Age : 35 Location : Edinburgh, UK Name : Ava Registration date : 2007-06-07
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:35 pm | |
| Ellie that one is amazin! LOL | |
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ninibaby
Number of posts : 4220 Age : 31 Location : Montreal Name : Stephanie Registration date : 2007-11-06
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:45 pm | |
| OK OK BEST BAD JOKES EVER 1 A man walks into a bar. OUCH! lmao!!! 2 What's a fish with no eyes? - Spoiler:
a fsh!
3 Yo momma's so fat she's got more chins than a chinese phone directory!!! | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:32 pm | |
| ahahahahaahaha i love the tarmac one |
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Le_Saboteur
Number of posts : 3354 Age : 36 Location : Auckland, New Zealand Name : Kendra Registration date : 2007-04-30
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:08 pm | |
| ^ Me, too. I've never heard that one before, Ellie. | |
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kaylalane
Number of posts : 2469 Age : 32 Location : New Jersey Name : Kayla Registration date : 2007-07-01
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:13 pm | |
| I definitely don't get it What the hell's a tarmac? Is it one of those non-American terms that I'm isolated from? | |
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PolyphonicThought
Number of posts : 13575 Name : Puff Registration date : 2007-03-28
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:17 pm | |
| XD !!!
sorry kayla. but you made me lol. I wish I could seriously hear someone say "what the hell's a tarmac?" cos I'd just die of laughter. | |
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Lindsay
Number of posts : 3491 Age : 35 Location : Georgia Name : Lindsay Registration date : 2007-06-10
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:18 pm | |
| I'm not sure what a tarmac is either | |
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Kirsty
Number of posts : 8159 Age : 34 Location : Edinburgh, Scotland Name : Kiki, Kirsty Registration date : 2007-03-25
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:38 pm | |
| tarmac is what highways and stuff are make from like asphalt or something. | |
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kaylalane
Number of posts : 2469 Age : 32 Location : New Jersey Name : Kayla Registration date : 2007-07-01
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:11 pm | |
| Ohhhhh. Hahaha I've never seen red "tarmac" in my life, except on like playgrounds or some shit. I feel much more cultured. Thank you for the enlightenment | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:21 pm | |
| THAT CYCLE PATH ONE ROCKS HAHAH! I love bad jokes. And Keekers I don't get the petrol one! |
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Lindsay
Number of posts : 3491 Age : 35 Location : Georgia Name : Lindsay Registration date : 2007-06-10
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:32 pm | |
| hmm I still don't quite get it. | |
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PolyphonicThought
Number of posts : 13575 Name : Puff Registration date : 2007-03-28
| Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:05 pm | |
| you know...its the stuff that the ground is made of. ground...path. and you can ride bikes...on a path. cycle...path! | |
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