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shadowsforsale
Number of posts : 3315
Age : 37
Location : South Holland, IL, land of 46 churches
Name : Elisabeth, Lisabeth, Lizzy, Liz, Lissa
Registration date : 2007-03-28
| | Subject: Favorite pirate jokes? Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:04 pm | |
| My friend told me this one the other day when I went to visit her at Starbucks on the way to having a panic attack(bank lost some money of mine.. grr). Two pirate ships, a red ship and a blue, were sailing towards each other and collided head-on. What happened to the ships? - Spoiler:
They were marooned
Cheesy, I know, but it kept me from panicking, I was laughing too hard to even care that a stalker was there at the time. | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes? Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:40 am | |
| Hahahahhaahahah.
I love it. |
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shadowsforsale
Number of posts : 3315
Age : 37
Location : South Holland, IL, land of 46 churches
Name : Elisabeth, Lisabeth, Lizzy, Liz, Lissa
Registration date : 2007-03-28
| | Subject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes? Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:41 am | |
| I giggled so hard I had to sit down when Erin told me. | |
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Iero-is_
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes? Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:49 am | |
| Why couldn't the 11 year old go see the pirate movie?
Answer: cause it was rated aaaarrrhhh!
lol i got it from spongebob <3 |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes? Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:35 am | |
| Hahahahahaha.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes? Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:07 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes? Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:53 pm | |
| A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to the front of his pants, the bartender asked if the wheel bothered him and the pirate said "aaarrrrhhhh it's drivin' me nuts!" |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes? Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:03 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes? Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:57 am | |
| Bahahahahahaha.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes? Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:16 am | |
| Why did Captain Jack reject Pamela Anderson? He was after a sunken chest! Bahahahahah. That's probably more of a Pam A joke than a pirate joke but it's funny anyway  |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes? Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:01 pm | |
| What did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced
a buccaneer
oh god that was so kindergarten ahahahahahaha |
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes? Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:27 pm | |
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Kirsty
Number of posts : 8159
Age : 34
Location : Edinburgh, Scotland
Name : Kiki, Kirsty
Registration date : 2007-03-25
| | Subject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes? Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:49 pm | |
| Why are pirates called pirates? - Spoiler:
because they AAAARRRRRR!
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes? Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:18 pm | |
| ^ I was gonna say that one but then I forgot. At school it was the most popular joke by far, and never got old! |
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Kirsty
Number of posts : 8159
Age : 34
Location : Edinburgh, Scotland
Name : Kiki, Kirsty
Registration date : 2007-03-25
| | Subject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes? Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:33 pm | |
| hahaha i love it.
id forgoten it til i think somebody on big brother said it when it was on in the background >.< | |
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