Lip gloss

Because I am skint, I've painted my little sister a painting for her birthday..(I feel terrible but I'm currently in alot of trouble with my bank account..she'll get a real present when I have money)

Anyhow, it's a painting of her done in a Lichtenstein way and she's puting on lip gloss. She's looking directly at the viewer, and i want to put a speech bubble saying something amusing about how important lip gloss is..She's 16 and the most important thing in her life is how shiny her lips are..seriously.

But I dunno what to write..I was hoping to find a song lyric or something a famous person has said..any ideas?

"my lipgloss is poppin'"
that soongg... baha, but really i'm kidding about that one.

umm... how about...
"Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're like bull elks in a field. "
-- Tori Amos

Ahahaha!
That's brilliant.
My sister however does not share my passion for Tori Amos

"Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on."~Tori Amos

"Have lip gloss will travel."

"They say my lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss be poppin
I'm standing at my locker
and all the boys keep stoppin"
~Lil Mama

(as a note: I heard this because Grant's sister listens to this stuff---I never condone the listening of crappy hip hop music)

“Before I put another notch in my lipstick case, you better make sure you put me in my place.”~Pat Benatar

Look at these my ruby red ruby lips
From Sheela Na Gig by PJ Harvey

Uhhhh...

"My lip gloss be poppin
I'm standing at my locker
and all the boys keep stoppin" from Lipgloss by Lil Mama

"Oh oh oh my lips so luscious" from same song as the above

"Look at these my shiny slick shiny lips" I just cahnged the words from the first one ^_^

Aelwyndaeira wrote:

"Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on."~Tori Amos

"Have lip gloss will travel."

"They say my lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss be poppin
I'm standing at my locker
and all the boys keep stoppin"
~Lil Mama

(as a note: I heard this because Grant's sister listens to this stuff---I never condone the listening of crappy hip hop music)

“Before I put another notch in my lipstick case, you better make sure you put me in my place.”~Pat Benatar

-_-'

I need to learn to type faster.

maybe then what I say won't have already been said.

S'okay....me too! LOL!

Honey I breathe
Pink lipgloss and innocence

I forgot what song that's from....

I refuse to quote Lil Mama..
See I keep finding brilliant quotes, like the Tori Amos one and "No wonder you're looking thin. When all that you live on is lipgloss and cigarettes." - Pulp..which is an amazing lyrics..but quite inappropriate

"I can never leave the house without lip gloss. Like I will freak out if I don't have lip gloss on me. "~Courtnee Draper (whoever that is....I have no idea)

"...there is something unsettling about her smile, something snarling, almost feral. Maybe what she needs is lip gloss."~Daphne Merkin (concerning Warhol's print of Marilyn Munroe)

ooh! Thanks Shauna, your last one is winning so far..mostly because it ties in with the pop art theme..although I'm not sure my sister would get that..

How about just someting simple? (though what sort f music does your sister listen to that might help?!)

But something simple just like,

"Oh my, I simple must die if it runs out"

Oh that's cruddy, but you know what I mean.

Shite in my opinion.
Emm..chipmonks singing as far as I'm concerned..like that silly dance music..but she likes alot of radio pop stuff too.

Yeh, I'm thinking something simple might be better. Like something cheeky and flirty but I can't think of anything that fits.

No.. I'll watch some music channels and have a think for you and get back to you later!