Dumb music humor

Feel free to post some :]

For example:

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I'll show you Ab minor.

i don't get it....

I don't get it either man.

Hehe, I love that one.

a flat minor! you know? like, a flat minor...a flat? as in Ab minor? I'm bad at explaining.

ok now i sort of get it
hehe

I was in band for four years and I still don't get it. Oh well.

Okay, here's one like it.

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major.

See, that one I get.

The Ab thing threw me, you'd have to know how to read music to get that, I guess.

Not very funny still, but good times.

What do you call a 1970's band who loves cookies?


Oreo Speedwagon

lolz......

I feel dumb, I don't get anything in this thread so far.

Oreo Speedwagon, like REO Speedwagon.

It's called Dumb Music humor, so I guess... it makes sense? ha. me no know.

When one is on train tracks, never B natural. Always B#, or else you'll Bb.

Okay, yeah I know its dumb, but that's the only one I know.

What's B#? B number. ha.

It means B sharp ^_^ I feel really proud cos I understood that one

so never B natural, always B sharp or you'll B flat...?

I got a good one...

this is what metal looks like to me...

What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra?
-A bull has its horns in the front and its ass in the back!
(conductor joke)

How do you play a minor second?
-Have 2 flutes play the same note

How do you get two piccolos in tune?
-shoot one

Haha I love flute jokes.

haha yea they are the only ones I know because I play flute