new moon!!

okay so there has to be a topic for this!! who's seen it and what did you think? are you team edward or team jacob?

I found the movie online heeere for free -
http://newmoononlineforfree.blogspot.com/ (second video down, right click and "toggle full screen", the sound lags in some places and is fine in others and the quality is shitty but heyy, its free and you can watch it in bed )

I'm totally team jacob!! edward is an assssssshole, seriously, why is he so controlling? ergh!

well, i'm not a twilight fan, so my review is gonna be a little warped. also my friends and i had pot brownies beforehand. soooo.... grain of salt and all that.

this movie was hilarious. like, so funny. best comedy 09? our entire theatre must have been team jacob, cuz every time he was shirtless (ie the entire movie) they would hoot and holler at the screen. i think we were the only ones in the theatre who weren't taking it seriously. i almost peed myself when jacob started talking to bella in that other language.

my friends all said that robert pattinson's nipples are different sizes? didnt notice myself, but they were losing their shit over that.

i freaked when i saw the wolves. freaked out. couldnt handle it. i actually had to leave the theatre.

so i think i will give this a C. entertaining when high, probably unbearable sober. but this is coming from a person who isnt a fan of twilight, so take it how you will

hmm i think i need to see this.

lmao rachel, i seriously think i needed to be there with your friends! it sounded like a riot

also do you have a good recipe for pot brownies? I was thinking about making those the other day (subject to finding someone with pot haha!) but I basically suckkk at all forms of cooking unless its betty crocker in a box!

lil you so need to see it! it actually managed to take my mind of shit for a couple of hours and let me imagine stroking taylor lautners abs.. helllooo!

excellent, ahve made plans to see it tonight.

oh god i am the dessert master. i could make you brownies so good you wouldn't even need pot.

i demand a recipe lady they sound amazing!

it's at home, but I'll post it in the recipes thread tomorrow

awesome! thanks chicka

I am not a fan of Twilight, but I am glad I read this thread because I fucking love you Rachel.

im loling pretty hard as im pirate-ing at the moment...

its a pity...i used to really like the books.

I am Team Alice for the record.

my friends and i loled pretty much throughout the whole movie

i laughed so hard i cried.

I'm going to see it again, drunk.

also...

Spoiler:

lol I'm about to leave and see this,
8-) & Ava my bf can get you some pot if you want lool


oh btw I = team Jacob,
mostly because Edward is too sessy to be with Bella.

but then again they are fictional characters

abercrombie wrote:

also do you have a good recipe for pot brownies? I was thinking about making those the other day (subject to finding someone with pot haha!) but I basically suckkk at all forms of cooking unless its betty crocker in a box!

just pm'ed it to you! hope it works, but it IS betty crocker in a box, so you should be fine!

dp, but i HAVE to post this. i am seriously dying right now. dying.



not exactly relevant, but you know... rofl.

AHAHAH OH GOD AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

I'm one of the biggest twatshite haters around. I read the books about a year ago and absolutely hated them. Aside from the appalling writing, I think the whole story is ridiculous and Edward is a creepy bastard.

I went to see the first film last year and hated it. We all got drunk in it and thats the only thing that made it remotely watchable. It was so slow and boring and...wah wah wah.
I ended up falling out with one of my twihard friends because she said twilight was her life and I said her life must suck then and she cried...so yeah that was fun!

So I wasnt exactly looking forward to seeing new moon. But recently I've had a thing for RPattz and definitely think Taylor is hot. So I wasn't dreading it too much when I went to see it.
It was definitely better than the first one. More happened, Taylor had his shirt off more...RPattz was slightly less of a psycho. But the whole "omg you dumped me so I'm gonna lie down in the woods and die" thing and how the whole break up is dealt with is just ridiculous and I hate that it's telling young girls that if you try to kill yourself then your love will come back to you or kill himself in return and that THAT'S OK!

I hate Twilight and everything it stands for..My girlfriend is making me see it tonight =( I intend to bring a book and her torch..perhaps some uni work..

I'm seeing it this weekend. I plan on going incredibly baked, otherwise there's no way I can sit through it. I read the books so I must feed into this nonsense...

"im coming edward"
"no bella, i dont want you to come"



i loled so effing hard...


cause im a perv that way...

Oh god.
I feel I had those couple of hours stolen from me last night. The guy next to me got up and left halfway through, I was incredibly jealous =(

I talked the whole way through the film..Tracy got a bit annoyed.
"Hey, don't you think Bella looks a bit like Jennifer Garner?"
"Eugh I really don't like boys with that many muscles. It's creepy"
"Why are there no topless female werewolves? Disappointing."
"Whats up with Edward's lips?"
"I have popcorn in my cleavage"
"Why aren't the vampires attractive? If they can afford all those werewolf CGI effects, surely they can afford a decent make-up artist?"
"ARGH! I wish they'd both fucking kill themselves and quit they're whining!"
"Wow, look at this coke! It's the size of my face!"
"I wish Edward would put his shirt back on, its making me a bit sick in my mouth"
"Is that Dakota Fanning? Gosh, she got older! And a bit chubbier!"
"You're a fucking vampire! Why the fuck do you need to get married?!"
"Look at all that space in front of the screen! It's like a stage! We should go dance!"

Tracy was less than amused. Although she didn't exactly enjoy the movie either..When it finished I honestly heard the whole cinema (which was bizarrely full) breath a sigh of relief and general choruses of "why the fuck did we sit through that?"

im with kate on this one, the whole movie was like, waiting for llewd commentary.

lol gill, sounds like youd be a good person to go to the cin with! i've *always* thought the bit at the front looks so fun for doing cartwheels and foreward rolls and all that stuff!

rachel - i got you're pm, thankyouuu!! haha it sounds so easy, i totally need to go find some weed now (if i can't, jamie im gonna get your bf to hit me some up!)

Haha, I did it once, when I was younger! Cartwheeled across the front of the screen when I was 12! Was a little cinema in Greenock though, so me and my friends were the only folk there..

I really liked it. Topless werewolves. Rawr so hawt.