WATERPROOF LOL?!

Secretly I am actually totally retarded at being a girl.
Just to remind you guys.


SO ANYWAY.


Do they make super waterproof mascara and eyeliner and stuff?
Like stuff you can wear while swimming?

Because I am honestly too self concious to go anywhere and do anything
without some amount of makeup.

I think I'd be okay with just eyeliner and mascara,
so do you girls have any recommendations for that or am I FUXXED?

srsly because my new swimsuit is cute and I want to wear it
but I have not been a day without makeup since I was eighteen years old.
:<

:O

...You have come to the right Puff.

The best waterproof mascaras are by Maybelline. Try Full n Soft or Lash Discovery. Besides L'oreal's Voluminous, Maybelline mascaras are the only ones I use...because they work. Lash Discovery is one of those underestimated little gems no one knows about...don't be fooled by the tiny brush. It can give some crazy volume if you apply it properly.

The best waterproof liners are by Urban Decay and MUFE. I went running in a fountain on my last date...got water in my ears, eyes, nose and mouth...hell, I damn near died. Rubbed my eyes like murder, and guess what? When I got home, the Urban Decay liner was still on my waterline, as if a damned thing hadn't happened.

You're welcome.

;]

Awwww yayy!! Puff you're the best.

You are very welcome. I can't lie, my face went like O.O when I saw your post. Hell, they have waterproof foundations! But I'll spare you the girly details, haha.

Depending on where you go, Lash Discovery is about $4 or $5, and Full n Soft is $6 or $7. Urban Decay's 24/7 liner is $16.

Don't forget sunscreen, either! I prefer spray-on sunscreen because it doesn't leave a white cast, and its easier to apply. And sometimes you'll be left with a sexy, sunscreen-y sheen. Juuust sayin ;]

I prefer MUFE Aqua Eyes to the Urban Decay liner. I have both and MUFE stays better in my opinion. Love them both, though.

Aah, you ladies are so helpful.
I think I'm ordering the MUFE liner from Sephora tonight.

Aah I wouldn't even know where to start with sunscreen.
I have been too self conscious to go to the beach in years and years.
This is hard. Hahahaha.

And waterproof foundations? Srsly?
Like actually safe to SWIM IN? Because that's baller.
See I was thinking about trying a tinted moisturizer or something.
Something light that might help? I don't know.

GETTING WET AND STAYING PRETTY = DIFFICULT. HARUMPH.

But if you have any more waterproof makeup recommendations, let me know! I'd love to try some things ooouuttt.

weeeellllllll I bought some MUFE and some Urban Decay and some other stuff... set it to ship and deliver as quick as possible. :3

I will definitely take pictures of my beach makeup and let ya'll know how it works out. :3

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Clinique also makes Lash Power which is my favourite mascara- its one of the kinds that create tubes around your lashes, an it only comes off in really warm water, like shower water. I accidentally oad tested it by crying for about 4 hours straight when a family friend died, and the only part of my makeup left standing was my mascara.

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And waterproof foundations? Srsly?
Like actually safe to SWIM IN? Because that's baller.

Yes. By MUFE.

Also, my friend went swimming wearing Dream Matte Mousse and it stayed on all day and all night.

I don't recommend wearing lots of makeup while swimming though...it just looks silly. Nothing more than a tinted balm (I like Neutrogena's Moisture Shine with SPF 20) and a little liner. Don't forget sunscreen. I prefer a spray for body and a liquid one for my face.

Also: My friends always want to go somewhere after we swim...so I usually take some basic essentials with me just in case. All I need is powder, but you can just take TM with you, or even a creme-to-powder foundation. I prefer powder but I also like CG's Simply Ageless Foundation, because its so light, and it has SPF 22. Creme/gel blush is good to have on hand, too.

Oh. And I also bring my brow pencil. Ya'll know how I am.

well you always gotta have nice brows!
I keep one on me all the time lol except for that one time.. oh god. I had to borrow Ally Baba's cos I left the house with no eyebrows on like a crazy person

OH I know, Puff. I'm not gonna fuckin' smear it on and go to the beach! I just want enough to feel feminine and confident...

I'm just weird and seriously under the impression that I look like a man if I am not wearing eyeliner or something. Hahaha.

And yeah, I'm sure I'll have some sort of bag with all of my makeup junk for afterward. I always dooooo.

Well, if that's the case, you're the prettiest goddamn man I've ever seen. And I bet you've got giant no-no's. Just sayin.

LMAO PUFF

HAHA. You're sweet, Puffydear.

I actually don't, though! They're okay! Not small,
but you know, not huge either.

If you want a feminine feature that I have more than enough of, though,
it would be these goddamn birthin' hips of mine.
Ferrealsies. My hips. Fucking huge.

LOLSO.
Took me forever to bother, but here's the look I wore swimmin'!
THANKS TO YOU LADIES. <3

Spoiler:

Images are big and I am TOOOO TIRED to resize. SRRY.

It IS: MUFE Aqua Eyes in black for liner and in burgundy smudged into my creases like eyeshadow. Real light. I bought a Maybelline waterproof mascara but... I actually forgot which one! Hahah!! And it's not near me so oh well. Wore Clinique's Almost Makeup as foundation - worked great. And my lips! MUFE's supergloss or whatever in Rosewood.

AND THE RESULT? Well, I would post after pictures except - I don't really need to because my makeup looked exactly the goddamn same when I got home. Even though I wore more than I intended! Yay!!! Thanks girls!

Cool, now post pictures of bathing suit plz.

It definitely looks cute. Woo waterproof make up!

woo doggy you look seeeeeeeexy!

I can't wear mascara while swimming
because I like to rub my eyes after I emerge from the water,
and it clumps the mascara up :C

your makeup looks perfect!

and ya dude that swimsuit looks HOT