Its been a long time coming. He would have liked them. But anyways.
#1:
Another long night at the office.
Walking down the crowded boulevard,
The whores of the evening throw out offers
That they think can't be refused.
"Toss you around for only $20, sugar."
"I'll give you the best you ever had."
Please. They want you to think that this "profession"
Was their "only choice."
That by allowing them to give you mediocre head,
You'll be the one supplying them with their next meal.
No.
They do it for sport.
They enjoy it (naturally).
The thrill of a stranger's touch....
Not knowing what dangers may lie ahead...
To put it simply,
The whores love whoring.
And, luckily for them...
I'm feeling generous tonight.
The wife can wait for a few more hours.
#2:
You're bored of me again.
You sit on the edge of the bed,
Drowning in useless thoughts of false pride.
Drenched with sweat,
Your eyes dance upon me streched out on the bed.
"What a conquest," you think;
"What a find,
I blew her mind."
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
"Don't deny," you mutter, drunk with yourself,
"You know you liked it."
The joke's on you...
Whatever gets my rent paid.