Amusing Story...

So for those of you who don't know, I work security at night in the residence halls. So basically, when bad things happen, SUPER MANDY has to come to the rescue...or rather find a way to fix the problem. So last night, its about seven in the morning and I see paramedics running in through the back with a stretcher. They run upstairs, and I am rather confused because usually when any serious health emergencies happen I am notified before paramedics arrive. So they come back down with a girl on the stretcher, who looks pretty damn happy and is kind of laughing a bit. So why did she call for emergency medical attention? Feel free to guess before you click the spoiler.

Spoiler:

So not only is this a completely ridiculous reason to call 911, but the hospital is withing WALKING distance of the residence hall. Obviously she was fine and could walk, or even if she didn't want to walk she could have at least gotten a taxi instead of now having to pay 500 dollars to take a two second ride in an ambulance.

People confuse me greatly, but I was definitely laughing the entire time I was writing the report for this.

ahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahaahahahaahahhahahahhahahaahahahaha

AHAHAHAH

ahaha

oh my god

i thought you were gonna say she was high or something

hehehehehe

>.<
BAHAHA

I wish she had been high...then it would have made a lot more sense...but shes actually THAT RETARDED.

hehehe
>.<

im still all giggly

omfg. that dumb bitch. I want to laugh in her face, srsly.

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

LOL