Insulting Love Songs?

I'm making a mix cd for Robert Smith/Morrissey cause I'm bored, it's going to be called "You're The One For Me, Fatty" and since Morrissey and Robert Smith hate each other I think it'd be funny to have love/hate songs... so any ideas?

oh god. I love Morrissey and The Cure.

Bastard's Way by Far From Finished is good. More of Oi Punk though.

Uhhhhhh.....**searches through MP3**

Missed Me by The Dresden Dolls

The Jeep Song by The Dresden Dolls

Die My Bride by Murderdolls (Super good example)

Lets Fuck by Murderdolls

Home Sweet Homocide by Wednesday 13

Tear You Apart by She Wants Revenge

^_^

The Tentative Playlist:
1. You're The One For Me Fatty - Morrissey
2. Death To Martyrs - The Ark
3. I Won't Say I'm In Love - Disney
4. Ever Fallen In Love (with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?) - The Buzzcocks
5. Fucking Boyfriend - The Bird and The Bee
6. If You Find Yourself Caught In Love - Belle and Sebastian
7. Oh, It Is Love - Hellogoodbye
8. You're The One That I Want - Grease (Robert better shape up)
9. Rose Robert - Of Montreal
10. The Worrying Kind - The Ark (such a Morrissey song)
11. Dedicated Follower Of Fashion - The Kinks (again Morrissey)
12. Queen Bitch - David Bowie
13. Heartbreaker - Pat Benetar
14. Heaven Is a Place on Earth - Belinda Carlisle
15. Lily Marlene - The Tiger Lillies
16. My Sweet Prince - Placebo
17. Love Makes The Sun Shine Bright - Brideshead
18. Can't Get Enough Of Your Love - Barry White
19. Let's Go To Bed - The Cure

nice to see hellogoodbye. they have another good song you could use.
also, for your first one, try homewrecker by HG.

Sounds promising