Names!

Yeah. I seem to have overlooked this thread.

My name is Jerry. Even though Sarah was here before me, and calls me by my last name: Gardner. There's a funny story behind that, actually.


Back in Nam, it was terrible. Babies on sticks, pitch black dark, scary stuff. But the draft came, and what's a man to do? I was but a young man when I was lucky enough to be under the command of the first Black Female commander. For some reason she called herself Puffy, I just figured it was because of her big boobs. Anyway, nobody messed with her because it was well known that she could kill a man with her bare hands. Pretty nasty for an accountant.

Anyway, I was in charge of maintnence. I was in the middle of cleaning the latrine, when I went into the shower to see if I could find anything that I needed to sweep up, when who did I see but miss Sarah Semone "Puffy" Johns staring back at me, in the nude.

Being my commander, she only knew me as Gardner.

We had the best time of our lives that night, and afterwards we both got dishonorable discharges. Worth it, I still say.

But she has post nam war syndrome, forget what it's called, so she mainly only calls me Gardner.

Anyway, that's why she and a few people on the fourm call me Gardner instead of my first name, Jerry.

hahaha thats great!!!!


i missed this one as well....


im a kate....or if your feeling up to it you can call me nitro... haha...thats my camp name...at the camp where i work we dont let the kids know our real names...

which ever one works....

Nightshards wrote:

Yeah. I seem to have overlooked this thread.

My name is Jerry. Even though Sarah was here before me, and calls me by my last name: Gardner. There's a funny story behind that, actually.


Back in Nam, it was terrible. Babies on sticks, pitch black dark, scary stuff. But the draft came, and what's a man to do? I was but a young man when I was lucky enough to be under the command of the first Black Female commander. For some reason she called herself Puffy, I just figured it was because of her big boobs. Anyway, nobody messed with her because it was well known that she could kill a man with her bare hands. Pretty nasty for an accountant.

Anyway, I was in charge of maintnence. I was in the middle of cleaning the latrine, when I went into the shower to see if I could find anything that I needed to sweep up, when who did I see but miss Sarah Semone "Puffy" Johns staring back at me, in the nude.

Being my commander, she only knew me as Gardner.

We had the best time of our lives that night, and afterwards we both got dishonorable discharges. Worth it, I still say.

But she has post nam war syndrome, forget what it's called, so she mainly only calls me Gardner.

Anyway, that's why she and a few people on the fourm call me Gardner instead of my first name, Jerry.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Gardner, you're a hoot lol.

hahahaha oh myy, Gardner.

completely missed this thread, im Susie or Susannah, whichever you fancy really (:

Äää, I can't remember if I've posted here before...
so, here goes. My name is Viivi, but you can call me anything that reminds you of that - I doubt, though, because even my Finnish friends don't come up with sensible nicknames 8D

And some useless trivia: One of my friends calls me IhQ-Ciiceli XD

My Name is Regan Strangely there are many variations to my name. Make of it what you will!

I'm Rachel, but I do like being called "Rachiekins" or "Rachie"

hi.
my name is angie,
but everyone calls me gigie. (pronounced like g.g.)

I've 3 names: María Florencia Ayelén, which i don't like.. haha.. but most people call me Florcha/ Flor/ Flo

You can call me Maya Mys, Maya, Mys, May, whatever. Just for the record, though, my name is pronounced Mah-yah, and not Mi-ah or Meh-ya. Not that it'll ever make a difference, but still....

It's me again--heey people. I've been "gone" for, like, a year. But, hopefully you still know me. I'm the infamous Shar. :-) Yo.

My name is Ashley!
But I prefer to be called Fushi or Fu!
I found a link to this place on Gaia.
It's such a neatly made forum...simple design yet uber~cute and easy to navigate!

Myspace?
http://myspace.com/Fushiness

My name is Alexandra.
But I don't like it, because most people pronounce it Alexander. And I'm not a boy, so that's not my name!
Most people abreviate it to Alex or Allie.
Make of that what you will.

You have the same name as me! But spell it differently.

Hello by the way!

Omg attack of the Alexandras!

Just to avoid confusion, you can call me Alexandra. Xandra's fine too. Or like, Lex hahaha.

IT'S ME! =D
I have finally returned!
Under a new happy username.
My name is Shannon (most call me Shan) and I used to be on limecrime (and maybe still on here) under Wasting_Away.
I missed you gurlies

No way, I remember you!
And yay, another canadian!

woo, I'm remembered!
I definately dont recognize your dp, but i would recognize your old one

I remember you tooo!! HI!

I remember wasting_away!!! Welcome back girlie!

yaaaay!!!
=D

Karin!

Hello, ...I'm not used to this but I'm Anna..I'm from Los Angeles and I recently moved to Texas. I left all my friends there. and i'm thinking that it'll be nice to have someone to express myself to someone that would actually understand...

Well, It's nice to meet you all.

^.^

Welcome to the forum! Hope you enjoy your time here