INFOMERCIALSSSS

im obsessed.
i love the obnoxious and tackiness of it all
my favorites are Chef Tony's Miracle Blades, the Magic Bullet, and any one that has Chuck Norris in it.

how bout yours?

There are Chuck Norris infomercials?

FOR BOFLEX

oh yes.
theyre for some exercise machine..here ill look
ahh yesssss the Total Gym, he works out on it and he doesnt break a sweat, (as if he ever would)

Hmm, I wonder if they're online anywhere, I don't watch enough tv to see them there.

I love the quick chop and the perfect pancake one!

In the middle of the night, when nothing else is on, they are addicting!

If I start watching one, I'll start to want what they are selling, no matter how crappy it is.

I don't know what the hell it is about the Magic Bullet, but it draws me in. The tacky characters, especially the guy who's like "BROCOLLI?! EUGH!" and the New York waitress type with the gravelly voice and fag hanging out her mouth are hilarious.

And Chef Tony, hahaha.

OMFG
I loveee the magic bullet one!
I shall own one before I die!

Watching those are pretty fun. There's some place online that you can buy stuff that are "Only seen on TV" where you buy it in bulk. Most things end up being 1/4 of the price on television.

what's a magic bullet?

I have a Magic Bullet yo. They are SO not as amazing as they are on TV. It's super loud and is slow, I'd get a better chop if I used a flower. haha. Shizz.

I like the Sheer Cover ones, that make up looks great.

oh its a blenderrr

At the mall I usually go to, they have an "As seen on tv" store. I feel the need to in it now!

My mom was just talking about the Magic Bullet yesterday, she wants one for smoothies.

I think the name Magic Bullet makes it sound like a vibrator.

Lindsay! You dirty minded little thing.

Damnit, I've been wanting a magic bullet for ages. Good thing I got a hairdryer for Christmas from my mum instead of that, then.

I'd to see the infomercial for the Magic Bullet vibrator. That would be something.

"Order now.. now.. Oh god NOWWW!"

Informercials are awesome! I especially love the makeup ones/beauty ones with all the before afters!

Le_Saboteur wrote:

I don't know what the hell it is about the Magic Bullet, but it draws me in. The tacky characters, especially the guy who's like "BROCOLLI?! EUGH!" and the New York waitress type with the gravelly voice and fag hanging out her mouth are hilarious.

And Chef Tony, hahaha.

hahahaha totally agreed on everything. and yes chef tony can sell a ketchup popsicle to a lady wearing white gloves. plus the mustache isnt half bad either.

oh and i love sheer cover too!! it seems like its backed by ten billion celebs

I bought something from an infomercial once well.... I wanted to but my mum refused, and then bought it a few months later when she saw it in the shops. It was the v-slicer. So not worth the 80 bucks or whatever it was!
Slices potato easy my ass!

is that the thing where you push down the blade and then it chops the food?

It's this!

YAAY I DID THE URL THING RIGHT! Pat me on the back ladies!

ohh hahaha
it makes me sad that something from an infomercial doesnt work but hey, i usually watch them to find the flaw hahaha

YAY FOR JADE! if only i could put a link in right.

There's one infomercial here advertising this set of knives called Swiss Blades or something, and it's all like '$800 value!'

Then why the hell are you selling it for $80? What are you, stupid? Oh wait, we are? Sorry, I get you now.

I just saw an infomercial for the Flavor Wave DELUX, and it looks pretty awesome. It can cook FROZEN food in minutes, no need to thaw it, at all. And if I CALL NOW, you get the Le Press as their SPECIAL GIFT, I just pay the shipping!!

too cool man, too cool.